Man-Eating Cryptid Plants Might Be Real


Feed me Seymour!  We've all seen man-eating plants in movies and books, but did you know there are actual historical reports of these giant flesh-eating plants from all over he world? Neither did I! It would suck to run into one.

Madagascar is purportedly home to at least two distinct types of mysterious carnivorous flora. Perhaps the most well known comes from an old account brought back from the deepest jungles by the German explorer Carl Liche in 1878. The account describes in horrific detail the sacrifice of a village woman of the Mkodo tribe to a giant flesh eating tree. In a letter published in The South Australian Register in 1881, Liche described the unsettling scene that unfolded before him and his cohort, a man only known as Hendrick. Liche writes:

"The slender delicate palpi, with the fury of starved serpents, quivered a moment over her head, then as if instinct with demoniac intelligence fastened upon her in sudden coils round and round her neck and arms; then while her awful screams and yet more awful laughter rose wildly to be instantly strangled down again into a gurgling moan, the tendrils one after another, like great green serpents, with brutal energy and infernal rapidity, rose, retracted themselves, and wrapped her about in fold after fold, ever tightening with cruel swiftness and savage tenacity of anacondas fastening upon their prey."

To read the entire article on where these man-eaters live, click here.


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    1. Woooooooooooooooooooooo

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      Says Rick flair hope you guys kept those damn party hats on

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    2. Harry Bandini's weinie is teenie.

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    3. And you would know from lickin it meanie

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    4. ^So you admit to having a little wienie? Harry Bandini?

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    5. So like I told you before don't look at me while you do it that's just gay

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      We love you, Harry! Pencil dick and all!

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    9. And catch NOTHING AGAIN. 16 Episodes of catching NOTHING! Just like the Finding Big foot show, but with only one Gay member, and a convicted child molester!
      I can EASILY predict that in the next 10 episodes, they will catch NOTHING!

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    10. whoa thar pilgrim - Wild Bill - old Marine got that who be da child molester????

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  2. It's on internet then, it's true (First)

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    1. For you Wild Bill fanatics...that would be:

      Bull-own-ee

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    2. For those of us that like our jokes funny, that would be, uuhhh, NO.

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  4. Does Joe 'mouthful of caulk' F still do his thing here?

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    1. Now your just trying way too hard.
      You were much funnier in the 5th grade there slick

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    2. In fifth grade your Moms only costed a nickel.

      This is fact.

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    3. Can't argue with facts. ^

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    4. the once banned idiot is back.

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    5. Nope. This one of the other idiots. But thanks for the warm welcome :)

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  5. I have to object to that picture. How dare you show African Americans in such a stereotypical and racist way? Don't you realize it's 2014. This is so problematic and unacceptable. Wow..just wow. You must be a very bigoted person.

    Please take the post down, I'm going to send this to Reverend Sharpton and the SPLC. I'm also going to write president Obama. This negative portrayal of African Americans in this day and age is totally rude.

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    1. Looks like this post has been moved to the back of the bus.

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    2. Guess which color Cyndi voted for?

      Ask reverand Al all about Bigfoot and Tawana Brawley while you're at it. Just don't mention crack cocaine.

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      Love is complicated, baby--but it is so rare when two people have such an intense passion for each other. So intense that I can't sleep, I can't eat, I can't think of anything else. I might have to check myself into the clinic for a couple of days, but I'll be right back here before you know it.

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  6. man eating plants in your pants

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    1. A giant carnivorous plant would explain why we never find dead Bigfoot. Because the plants eat 'em.

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    2. Bigfoots bury their dead so no dead bigfoots to be had in the open : (

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    1. Put your pants back on, dude. There are ladies here.

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